2. Breaking into people's gym locker to: steal money out of their wallets/pee on their clothes and/or spray an entire can of axe on their clothes.
3. Smearing deodorant in the locker room and watching people walk in it and bust their ass, then point and laugh and called them a "faggot".
4. Flushing multiple tennis balls/apples down the toilet to clog them.
5. Peeing in the soap dispensers in the bathroom.
6. Pouring water in the hallway before lunch, then sitting down next to it and eating lunch while watching people fall.
7. When the school decided to store extra textbooks/computers in the locker room showers and I figured how to turn the water back on and then turned on every shower.
8. Poked hole in water bottles and would completely soak people's backpacks while walking down the hall.
9. Would cut everyone in the lunch line and then get a free lunch by the lunch lady because she liked me.
10. Zip tie people's backpacks to their chair during class.
11. Would kick/stomp on those rolling backpack.
12. Shorted out as many electrical sockets as I could with paper clips.
13. Destroyed numerous weight machines in the gym and there prolly around 50+ pounds of weights into the ceiling tiles.
14. Would play volleyball/tennis with the sole purpose of hitting girls in the face.
15. Throw tennis balls at people during the whole gym class.
16. Purposely made pots that would explode in the kiln in pottery class just to ruin everyone's pots.
17. Poured a gallon of water on a gym teachers computer.
18. Took a shit on the locker room floor and then hit it around with a tennis racket.
19. Dump people's backpacks out in the bleachers.
20. Would stand by the vending machines and take people's change before they could grab it.
I use to be an extreme asshole, but now I'm a pretty nice guy. I promise. -Jake
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