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We are Dylan Hillman and Jake Self. This is a look into our amazing lives and how we live it. We are here to show you some useful ways to live, review things, but mostly just show you things we think are rad.

30.11.10

Even chimpanzees...

Know what the fuck is up! Now get on dat bike and ride! --Jake

Creepers of the world unite!!!!

Alright so in case you don't know tomorrow is National Be A Creeper Day. I found this out while "creeping" around on facebook. Everyone knows that is fun to be really creepy at times and tomorrow is the day it's completely acceptable to be yourself. It's ok to stalk your favorite barista at starbuck's and follow her home just so you can find out where she lives. It's ok to take pictures of random strangers for you to have to look at later. It's ok to send creepy messages to all your friends to make them think WTF?? It's ok to show up at a lady friends house, drunk, in the middle of the night and try to get her to let you inside. It's ok to break out the binoculars and do some old fashion spying. So go ahead and do your best creepin, lurkin, and sketchin. The Rad Life is letting you know that for tomorrow, it's ok. I have some creepy friends and we are pretty stoked about this wonderful new holiday. 

       Here is the link for the facebook so you can check it out for yourself and say you're attending. Also don't forget to comment below so you can let us know all of the creepy things you did. We would love to hear.
Enjoy Creeping!!!!!!!! -Dyl






29.11.10

Chads Life.



I'm sorry for all of those who decided to check our blog to see what RAD thing we are posting about today but all I have for you is Chad. He's lazy, ridiculous all the time, and loves his mother Betsy very much. Apparently there is a small movie being made about his life. Don't get too excited. -Dyl.

28.11.10

Fuck Cars.

So today I was about to leave for work until my car decided to be a dick and not start. Luckily I have my bike who has never failed me. Fuck cars ride a bike. --Jake

27.11.10

Victorious

Victoria Justice

Daniella Monet

Elizabeth Gillies

Ariana Grande
All of these lovely young ladies star in the Nickelodeon show Victorious. There is a marathon on today leading up to a new episode tonight. Raaaaaaaaah.  Turn on the the tv tonight to watch these wonderful girls in action.  -Dyl.


26.11.10

Dude where's my hand??




Here is a 4 part art series of cut-off hands I did about 2 years ago. Probably still some of my best work.
ENJOY!!!!! - dyl.

Dem Thighs!

This post is to let all you ladies know, that we think thigh tattoos are rad. So ladies, go get them thighs tattooed!
--Jake and Dyl







King or Milk?

Dylan found me another terrarium, so now here's the question...Speckled King Snake or California Milk Snake? Decisions decisions. --Jake

California Milk Snake

Speckled King Snake

25.11.10

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Hey ya'll. Here are just a few things that us RAD LIFE boys are thankful for.          ENJOY!!!!

This man for creating Johnnys pizza.

Front magazine. and rosie jones.

Bikes for transportation.  Live to ride - ride to live.
The disney channel and all the amazing stars it breeds.

DALZELL and the whole dalzell community.











24.11.10

Seven Sisters Of Sleep


Seven Sisters of Sleep is probably the heaviest band to come out of California in years. They recently sign to my personal favorite record label A389 Records, which is ran by Dom from Pulling Teeth. It features members from Tafkata, Spring Break, and The Arm and Sword of a Bastard God. I'm sure no one reading this has heard any of those bands, so if you like general heavy music and Satan...Check out Seven Sisters of Sleep. --Jake


2010 demo


23.11.10

Party In The U.S.A.




For those of you who don't know, today is Miley Cyrus's 18th birthday. So happy birthday and hurry up and leak some n00dz and/or a sex tape. --Jake

22.11.10

Lil Cody Go Hard.







Alright here are some pics of my famous younger brother Cody. aka lil Cody go hard. I am posting about him because first of all he is totally rad (If you have met him you know this to be true). 
Secondly, this charming young man is looking for a lady. He is looking for any kind of women, any color, any size. He is looking for a nice young lady to and I quote, "hold hands all day with".
He is 17 years old. Attends school at Southwood Highschool. He loves rap and is also an amazing dancer.
If any women out there would be interested in his offer then comment on here or just message him on facebook.

Here is the link to his facebook.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001194663802

Have a nice day and ENJOY!!!!!!!!!! -Dyl.

T.V. Celebrity Crushes

Alison Brie

Shailene Woodley

Kari Byron
Jenna Fischer

Troian Avery Bellisario

I love women. --Jake

21.11.10

Caturday.



Meow.

I know Caturday was yesterday and so this post is a little late but hopefully you don't mind. Enjoy!!! -Dyl.


So long, ya creep.




Today our good friend and honorary gossip boy Charles Andrew Harris left town today. He is going to visit family then after Thanksgiving heading up to Portland. He was creepy, a worthy opponent at Super Smash brothers, and just a funny guy. Me and Jake sure will miss our little boyfriend.      -Dyl.

20.11.10

20 Reasons why I should have been expelled from Caddo Magnet High my senior year

1. Walking down the halls everyday during class and opening lockers to steal lunches/money/whatever else I wanted.
2. Breaking into people's gym locker to: steal money out of their wallets/pee on their clothes and/or spray an entire can of axe on their clothes.
3. Smearing deodorant in the locker room and watching people walk in it and bust their ass, then point and laugh and called them a "faggot".
4. Flushing multiple tennis balls/apples down the toilet to clog them.
5. Peeing in the soap dispensers in the bathroom.
6. Pouring water in the hallway before lunch, then sitting down next to it and eating lunch while watching people fall.
7. When the school decided to store extra textbooks/computers in the locker room showers and I figured how to turn the water back on and then turned on every shower.
8. Poked hole in water bottles and would completely soak people's backpacks while walking down the hall.
9. Would cut everyone in the lunch line and then get a free lunch by the lunch lady because she liked me.
10.  Zip tie people's backpacks to their chair during class.
11.  Would kick/stomp on those rolling backpack.
12. Shorted out as many electrical sockets as I could with paper clips.
13. Destroyed numerous weight machines in the gym and there prolly around 50+ pounds of weights into the ceiling tiles.
14. Would play volleyball/tennis with the sole purpose of hitting girls in the face.
15. Throw tennis balls at people during the whole gym class.
16. Purposely made pots that would explode in the kiln in pottery class just to ruin everyone's pots.
17. Poured a gallon of water on a gym teachers computer.
18. Took a shit on the locker room floor and then hit it around with a tennis racket.
19. Dump people's backpacks out in the bleachers.
20. Would stand by the vending machines and take people's change before they could grab it.

I use to be an extreme asshole, but now I'm a pretty nice guy. I promise. -Jake


Harry < Hermione



The only good thing about Harry Potter. I'm glad Harry dies. Enjoy!!!!!!!