Guest review on why he loves whataburger from our friend Chad Hale.

Jake has been slacking on posting his reviews so i thought I would get the first one out the way and post one from our good friend Chad. Enjoy.

 

 

DEAR WHATABURGER,

 

There is no possible way for me to put into mere words the amazingness(which apparently isn't even a real word... that's how hard it is to put this into words... I'm having to make them up!) of your Honey Barbecue Chicken Strip Sandwich. Words simply could never do it justice, but I shall try. For those of you who don't know the HBCSS* is comprised of three delicious, moist, and tender chicken strips covered in their incredible Honey BBQ sauce which is trapped in between not one... but TWO delicious pieces of Monterey Jack cheese and then your choice of their impeccable buttered Texas Toast or their brilliantly toasted buns. The HBCSS is without a doubt the best chicken sandwich ever invented. Its as if God wrote the recipe Jesus prepared it The Holy Ghost cooked it and then it was given to me by a black woman. Just the mere thought of the HBCSS makes my mouth water to no end (as do black women but that is a different story(oh also not really the black women at Whataburger they tend to be on the husky side and I like mine to be not so fat(oh but their booty must be bodacious(like bodacious enough to be in Show magazine and to rest a cup of lemonade on(like this kind of bodacious https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxpMcGbG2Guy81Qw9b9mY1IXDoEhjIt3EAq9d2OP34xj0pH7Q-BImt3rAfcrRjaw8x-7CFjCfG3D8f5-i0PI3pus4JH-TvMhs5iaMHFWUAsy4ZBShRRXbEvXmiUr6NIOoVQrqyt3nPTuE/s400/910278593_l.jpg))))). Even if you are vegetarian/vegan this sandwich is a must have. Its not selling out if you eat it, actually the chicken would be happy that someone who loves animals so much is loving its moist tender meat enough to reconsider their beliefs even if just for that moment. No one will judge you or look at you differently if you eat one. They will understand that this is just the most amazing food in the universe and no one can resist its beauty. In summation the Honey Barbecue Chicken Strip Sandwich is, without a doubt the most perfect thing in existence. Go out and buy one today and pick one up for your buddy Chad.

Thank you,
Your #1 Fan,
Chad "Titty Fucking"** Hale

*It means Honey Barbecue Chicken Strip Sandwich... C'mon keep up you retards.
**Jesus came to me in a dream and said I could have his middle name.